Not Today, Chaos (Lavender) Goat Milk Soap

Not Today, Chaos – Goat Milk Soap (Lavender)

For the days when everyone (including your goats) is testing your patience.

Not Today, Chaos Goat Milk Soap is your unofficial five-minute vacation — creamy, calming, and naturally colored with indigo powder for that soft, dusty blue hue that says “I have my life together,” even if you don’t.

Scented with pure lavender essential oil, it’s the perfect way to unwind, reset, or pretend you’re not ignoring a to-do list a mile long.

This bar combines rich tallow for a dense, luxurious lather with Goat Milk, Shea Butter, and Avocado Oil to keep your skin hydrated, soothed, and suspiciously smooth for someone who spends half their day chasing livestock.

Perfect for:

• Bathing away barn drama

• Nightly “do not disturb” moments

• Smelling like calm instead of chaos

Ingredients:

• Goat Milk: Gently nourishes and softens skin

• Olive Oil: Deep moisture with a silky finish

• Coconut Oil: Cleans and creates luscious lather

• Tallow: Adds creaminess and skin-conditioning richness

• Shea Butter: Soothes and hydrates tired skin

• Avocado Oil: Leaves skin supple and smooth

• Castor Oil: Boosts bubbles and helps hold moisture

• Indigo and Madder Root Powders: Naturally color your bar — no mica, no nonsense

• Lavender Essential Oil: Calms, balances, and smells like the spa life you deserve

Bar size varies from 4.5 to 5.5 oz

The product(s) you receive might vary slightly from the product picture due to the nature of our product(s) being 100% handmade. Each bar of soap is one of a kind